Monday, June 11, 2012

fast times

Nancy Wilson of Heart - wow, what a babe! 

Sure, I have dreams of her. They always start out really good, but then they end up really bad: I'm driving around in my car and I'm stopped at a stoplight. Then she pulls up beside me and she sees me and starts smiling and laughing. That's right - she's looking at me and I make her smile and laugh. Then the light turns green and she pulls ahead. 

And I look down at myself and realize that I'm dressed like a damn pirate... 

Friday, June 1, 2012

short end

I'm befuddled whenever someone uses the expression, "Short end of the straw." 

I can picture getting stuck with the short straw when grabbing one out of a bunch that are being held in somebody's hand, as a way of randomly choosing someone out of several, but... 

what does the short end of a straw look like?